DPS Show: Funny Talk from Funny Guys

Tanning with Furries

May 162012

In this episode we got Ramos, Carter, Raza, and Dre in studio. We start the show off talking about music and the use of a triangle. We talked about Furries, if we were Furries, and Furry hunting. Then we talked about Carter knowing all about bears and twinks, dumb ass schools, the human Barbie, plastic surgery for kids, Ramos has his own language, deal with it, doing moms and grandmas, beating meat, going to hell, the tanning mom, happy mediums, a dad strapped 4 kids to the hood of his car, and Al Bundy. Then TA shows up with a bottle of Wild Turkey. The show gets a little crazy after that. We take some shots and talk about Ramos’s daughter, the girl scouts can kiss our ass, and we finish the show talking about Obama and the Gays.

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Time Travel with Xanax

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May 082012

In this episode we had Ramos and Dre in studio. Carter joined us for the last hour. We started talking about our kids. We then talked about the death of Junior Seau, answer some Craiglist callers, Ramos talks about how cool he used to be, Lake House Dave, 40 year old neighbors, nesters, xanax, time travel, under age assholes, skid mark pussies, not getting it, Spreaker, Ramos cusses too much, trannies in the news, towing hot wheels, Bill Burr, technology that we think exists but doesn’t, the truth behind some Urban Myths, Double D promo calls in, deer hunting, old people, free range cows, Game of Thrones, Lost, and the city of gold.

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You Can Call Me Al

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May 082012

In this episode we had Ramos, Carter, and TA in studio. The song “You can call me Al” took over the show. It happens sometimes. We celebrated TA’s birthday and pretty much let him do whatever he wanted to do on the show. We talked about the compass test, Chinese algebra, duck callers, unanswered questions in kids movies, Jesus was black, pissing on Mac Books, dentist removing all of her ex’s teeth, Mexico probes Walmart, dick in a box, SNL hates TA, 5 more 1 hit wonders you should respect, battling “You can call my Al”, open arms, TA music requests, butt drugs, popcorn, bird is the word, national spelling bee, and we find out TA snorts when he is drunk.

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Kicking Puppies

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May 082012

We got Ramos, Carter, and Razablade in studio. The show starts will Craigslist calls for, drum-roll please, free puppies… So we mess with every caller in twisted ways. Super funny stuff! We did get some new listeners out of it. We talked about fake community gardens, a guy that had HIV for 22 years, New York, the rent is too damn high, getting paid 42 bucks to not see a movie, bad breath, potty mouths, the Barackness Monster, slow jamming the news with the President, free mini bikes, hot lunch, self worship, Tebowing, weird sex acts, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat, Peter Butterman, IOU for burgers, farting in saunas, fruit baskets, cow revenge, one bullet or two, TV bears, and we finished out the show with Dumb Laws from Tennessee.

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Things That Make You Go hmm

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Apr 242012

In this episode we had Ramos, Carter, and Razablade in studio. It’s been awhile since Raza has graced the DPS Show with his presence. The episode started with a pissed off Craiglist caller wanting our meat. Seriously, she wanted our meat. We gave probs to Into Your Head podcast for showing us some love then we talked about Price is Right, death by cola, Razablade almost being deceived, daddy issues, DPS crew as aliens, rewriting history books, Easter Islands, Native Americans from Japan, things that make you go hmm, brain freezes, the Heart Attack Grille, dusty warehouse full of defeat, 6 songs that are secretly depressing, weird stories from our childhood, podcasting woes, and Ramos and Carter nerd out at the end.

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